Apr
27
Brushes and Tangles
Filed Under Dear Diary
These days, Mummy gets really aggressive while brushing me. By aggressive I mean she pulls and pulls and pulls (I don’t mean to paint a bad picture of Mummy but the whole pulling thing is bad!) until the brush gets through my hair. To make things worse, the brushing process now takes longer than ever.
If I had a choice (but I don’t), I rather leave my whole body to mat or shave my whole body, than to go through the agony of daily brushing. Leaving my whole body to mat will make me look like a unruly mop and shaving my whole body will make me look like a lizard, neither of which I think are too bad.
Mummy has been explaining to me that I mat easily now (especially those at the back of my head) because my hair is longer and we ran out of the conditioner I normally use. Excuses she comes up with, I tell you, wouldn’t even fool a cow. Come to think of it, it wouldn’t even fool a donkey.