Mar
28
Bed Issues
Filed Under Dear Diary
Have you seen those adorable little beds made especially for furries? They are (physically) approximately ten times smaller than a non furry’s bed but the price, not ten times less. In fact, you will be surprised to know that they can sometimes cost even more than a non furry’s bed.
When Mummy wanted to buy me one, Grandma told Mummy to buy me a non furry bed for babies. Reason being it was way more economical and well, more economical. Anyway, Mummy did get me a non furry bed for babies, which is basically a fluffy rectangular shaped mattress.
Thing is, I only lie on it when the floor is too cold. Other times, I would lie against it, my entire body stretched out against the longer side of the mattress. By lying against it, my body is actually on the floor (which defeats the whole purpose of having any bed at all).
So last weekend when Mummy suggested buying me a bed for furries, Papa said, “You spend a fortune buying her the most beautiful bed you and I have ever seen in our lives, but she will only annoy the (I did not understand this word) out of you by sleeping against it, on the floor.”